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Jivaakabhasana_Yogi
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 Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 10:41:28 PM
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Not sure where to post this, but I love it, you will too if you both meditate and are a computer programmer
Sub Object_OnScriptEnter
/In Sanskript there is only one Object, but it has 10,000 attributes.
/Sanskript is the only programming language which does not have a Halting Problem. Sanskript programs always halt, even if they have to run forever first.
/It is said that Brahma programmed the Universe in Sanskript. Fittingly, he called his program Hello World. Shiva was jealous that Brahma had created the perfect Golden Code, so one dark night he secretly scattered bugs throughout the program before it went into production. When Brahma learned what Shiva had done he grew angry. He considered shutting the Universe down so he could debug it, but that would be giving the Destroyer exactly what he wants. So instead, Brahma placed Man into the Universe to find all of its
bugs and fix them from within. That project continues today,running way over budget and about 13 billion years behind schedule.
/The original Universe was just 137 lines of code. Of course one average line of Sanskript translates into 9 trillion lines of FORTAN.
/Kabbalists say in the divine world of Atziluth programs are written in Sanskript by Archangels. G-d Himself of course is a Real Programmer so He only writes hex assembler code.
/Islamic mullahs say mankind fell from grace when we forgot how to code in Sanskript, lapsing after the Tower of Babel into a profusion of perverted, degenerate dialects like Pascal and C#. But Sufi dervishes in the Cult of RTFM claim a careful reading of the Koran reveals the Prophet was a Sanskript programmer.
/"Structured programming is the root of all suffering. Especially Visual Basic" (Shakyamuni Buddha)
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NagoyaSea
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Posted - Apr 18 2010 : 12:33:45 AM
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Nahhh....Structured programming is superior! hee hee. This was cute, but I think you're right--only meditators who code may get it.
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