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machart

USA
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Posted - Dec 14 2010 :  10:21:08 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Message
A Priest and a Hindu are making toast. The priest exclaims "Look there is an image of Jesus in my margarine!" The Hindu replies " I can't believe its not Buddha!

Jo-self

USA
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Posted - Dec 15 2010 :  11:22:50 PM  Show Profile  Visit Jo-self's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
Funny. But, wouldn't it be better if it was a priest and a Buddhist?
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Bodhi Tree

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Posted - Dec 15 2010 :  11:28:48 PM  Show Profile  Visit Bodhi Tree's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.

The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
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machart

USA
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Posted - Dec 15 2010 :  11:41:43 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
Ahhh.... Jo-self...you are probably right...But to me Buddhism is more a "mind training" technique/philosophy....whereas Christianity and Hinduism are more like religions....and Krishna did not rhyme with butter...
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Etherfish

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Posted - Dec 16 2010 :  12:07:52 AM  Show Profile  Visit Etherfish's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
Sometimes you have to sacrifice facts for the sake of humor!
Those are both hilarious guys!
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Chiron

Russia
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Posted - Dec 16 2010 :  04:28:29 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
But Buddha doesn't rhyme with butter either!

Unless you've got an Indian accent..

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