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Balance
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Posted - Feb 26 2008 : 5:52:52 PM
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~God Loves Artichokes~
God loves artichokes. She peels each leaf, dips it into the salty sauce of tears, scrapes the good stuff off on her bottom teeth and tosses the leaf into the compost.
God likes the hearts best, and usually draws out the leaf-eating, reveling in the slow, delicious unfolding of the heart.
God doesn't mind the spiny stuff just before the heart. She carefully picks it away, not wanting to damage the heart, which she admires, then eats whole.
Sometimes, unpredictable as God is, and lacking manners completely, God will take her two thumbs, plunge them directly into the center, rip the artichoke in half, and greedily eat the heart, spines and all, in a couple messy gobbles.
-Jeannie Zandi- |
Edited by - Balance on Feb 26 2008 5:54:32 PM |
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