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Balance

USA
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Posted - Oct 05 2006 :  01:57:50 AM  Show Profile  Visit Balance's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Message

What did the zen master say to the hot-dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."


-forgot his name

Sparkle

Ireland
1457 Posts
Posted - Oct 05 2006 :  03:25:24 AM  Show Profile  Visit Sparkle's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
How many zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - one to change it, and one not to change it.
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Balance

USA
967 Posts
Posted - Oct 05 2006 :  6:37:22 PM  Show Profile  Visit Balance's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
I love it!

More please!
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Scott

USA
969 Posts
Posted - Oct 05 2006 :  7:55:23 PM  Show Profile  Visit Scott's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
Question: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?
Answer: M.T. Ness!

Question: What happens when a Zen master becomes totally absorbed with the computer he's working with?
Answer: He enteres Nerdvana!
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Sparkle

Ireland
1457 Posts
Posted - Oct 06 2006 :  03:06:08 AM  Show Profile  Visit Sparkle's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
Q. What did the Irishman say to the Zen master?

A. I'm so far ahead of you I'm behind you
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Balance

USA
967 Posts
Posted - Oct 06 2006 :  1:51:17 PM  Show Profile  Visit Balance's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Get a Link to this Reply
How many zen masters does it take to change a light-bulb?



None. They are the light-bulb.
Edited by - Balance on Oct 06 2006 1:55:32 PM
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